Mesías & Che Cabrera vs. Dr. Wagner Jr. & Tinieblas Jr. (with Alushe)

the good: the like five minutes of mesías vs. dr. wagner jr. mat time at the beginning, great for lovers of screaming men (but otherwise just average to below average mat skill). dr. wagner jr. being daddy af. dr. wagner jr.’s gravely voice. man in panties with “LATINO MEAT” slapped on the butt passing within 6 inches of me while dragging opponent or being dragged.

the bad: literally everything else oh my god. two of three falls but I don’t think it was announced as such? so I was very confused at the match seemingly stopping with winners declared and then starting again. the pacing was so excruciatingly slow and the crowd that had gone insane for the entrances was soo quiet the rest of the match. this match should’ve been 10+ minutes shorter and those minutes should’ve gone to laredo kid instead. the most bored I’ve ever been during a wrestling match, my god. only gets partial stars for the good listed above.

the framing of this was entirely accidental and yet was perfect