Zandokan Jr. vs. Star Jr.

it lunch time!!! is my ass ready for zandokan jr. vs. star jr.?? I think so!!!

zandokan jr. wearing crown zandokan jr. with fucking massive white cape and pearl necklace with fringed pants
KING SHIT.

KING MEW

zandokan jr descending steps with cape flowing and then the dancers pick up his cape as he poses and does stupid mew faces with his stupid pretty lips

oh! the commentary track went out and I’m just getting crowd noise; this is great actually

the amount of swearing in the crowd lmfao

aww commentary came back up and there’s no more “CHINGA TU MADRE” lmfao

“we gotta work together so we can kill each other afterward” is my new favorite fight structure

these luchadores are hydrated boyes, they spit so much lmao

JUST MEN COVERED IN EACH OTHER’S GLITTER

glitter all over zandokan jr.’s back

AUGHHHHHH ZANDOKAN JR.’S BIG SLAPPY HANDS HOLDING STAR JR. SO FIRMLY AUGGHHHHHHHHHHH

ughhhh the way his hands are on star’s sides

I should really just start making compilation videos at this point. such as “just 20 minutes of zandokan jr. slapping the shit out of people”

“just 20 minutes of luchadores slumped over breathing heavily”

close-up of zandokan jr. breathing

oh my godddd blood in zandokan’s mask

solemn shot to zandokan jr’s dad lmfao god I love this sport

zandokan jr.'s dad
old dude in a pirate mask

mmm probably like 4 stars ultimately, it’s actually my first vs. máscara apuestas match!

anyway here’s some men slapping each other

zandokan jr. and star jr. slapping each other