Just 5 Guys (Taichi & Yuya Uemura) vs. Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr.

zandokan AND yota??? holy FUCK *girds loins* yota tsuji was also made in a lab specifically for me

PRETTY BOY UEMURA IS IN THIS MATCH TOO

god I love NJPW because I can hear zandokan calling taichi cabrón. this man does not have the aura of a 24-year-old his aura is ridiculously huge

I love how in new japan they’re just reading the tattoo on zandokan’s side hehe

zandokan has such good intensity when he’s screaming with his stupid pretty lips

*dreamy sigh* yota tsuji beating men up

oh that’s HENARE on commentary? I love how NJPW rotates the english-speaking wrestlers through commentary

Imma have to watch more yuya, he’s so great too

yuya uemura’s stupid pretty dropkick

yota tsuji/zandokan jr. fanfic when :/ don’t make me write it :/

THE PANTS ARE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! taichi makes andrade look like an amateur

A GOD DAMN AMATEUR

oh we LOVE a “dale perro”

*dreamy smile as zandokan jr. fuckin busts taichi open and then smacks his own chest* manifesting a man like zandokan jr. in my life

ZANDOKAN JR. BUSTING TAICHI OPEN AND HENARE BEING HORNY ON COMMENTARY. I LOVE LIFE

I’m fuckin sold man I love zandokan jr. now

the ability of luchadores to shine in NJPW must be studied. I mean I think it’s mainly because NJPW has the best ring sound out of all the promos I’ve watched but. Studying

uemura has stupidly pretty suplexes what the fuck

beauuutiful armdrag and suplex I LOVE NEW JAPAN

zandokan baby please! no headbutts!!!!

haha holy fuck. beautiful men beating each other up. I’m so fed

*dreamily looks off into the distance after watching wrestlers smack the shit out of each other* I should call him………….

HAHHAAHHAAH OMFG YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE HAND PRINT OUTLINE ON UEMURA’S CHEST GOD ZANDOKAN JR. IS A LEGEND.

uemura looks sooo good like this.

good thing I’m headed off to personal training now oh my god I wanna rip my shirt off and beat my chest I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT