Match	Titán (with BUSHI, Hiromu Takahashi, Shingo Takagi & Tetsuya Naito) vs. El Desperado
Cagematch URL	https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=363721&page=3
Watch	https://watch.njpwworld.com/player/49192/series?assetType=series
Wrestlers	Titán El Desperado
Groups	Los Ingobernables de Japón
Referee	Red Shoes Unno
Promotion(s)
Event	NJPW Best of the Super Junior 30, Day 11
Event Date	2023-05-26
Date Watched	2026-09-15
Rating	⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Tags	video TBA, screaming, obscene llave, llave style, llave inmortal, llave inmortal with straitjacket, selling like everything must go, unresolved sexual tension, erotic, titán looking extra pretty, pretty boy gets turned into a pretzel, spotfest (positive), covering, post-match care, dragging by the mask, crawling, saddle pose, screaming so hard their voice breaks, multilingual wrestler, audible ring talk, japanese, spanish, huge aura, attempted murder (affectionate), titán pullover, diving double stomp, to rewatch, max revive rewatch list, dwarf bread (this will keep me fed forever), great chemistry, men being tortured

I skipped breakfast (not a usual occurrence) so my first match of the day over lunch is el desperado vs. titán BOSJ 30, ready to lose my shit as my food gets cold

despe smothering titán… *jordan-peele-sweating.gif*

dragging by the mask? throwing into chairs? god I love seeing them kill each other

OMFG titán jumping off the second level and hiromu’s sickos face

omg titán crawling over and hiromu just being like DESCANSO DESCANSO

fuck man despe selling titán’s deathlock is never gonna get old lmfao he sounds like he’s being murdered

me just laughing in public omfg it’s so extra (positive)

I need to clip titán’s glare after he releases him omfg

oh my fucking god and then a figure four I’m perishing this match was made in a lab for me

fuck despe aura so good too

*crying* I know there’s probably post-match minutes but how are there still 20 minutes left

despe titán minutes always delivering screaming holy shit man

TITÁN JUMPING FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR WITH NO MAT AND DESPERADO NOT BREAKING HIS FALL WHAT THE HELL ARE HIS ANKLES AND KNEES MADE OUT OF, HE DIDN’T EVEN ROLL????????

AND THEN DESPERADO IMMEDIATELY PUTTING HIM INTO A LLAVE WITH THE KNEE OVER HIS NAPE IM *clutches face* OH MY GOD

titán’s screaming so hard his voice is breaking im *patrick-star-chinhands-hearts.gif*

*crying* it’s still not over they are MURDERING each other

*absolutely weeping into my cold french fries* PRETZEL into a destroyer I am LOSING MY MIND

DOUBLE STOMP AFTER THAT TURNBUCKLE JUMP EARLIER IM??????

*crying* the llave inmortal finisher… despe (allegedly) looking at hiromu while titán wrecks him…… IM SORRY BUT THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN THE BOSJ 30 FINAL WITH TITÁN WINNING THE TOURNAMENT OH MY GOD. six stars bro Im DECEASED I knew the match would be good bc titán/despe always solid but NOT THIS GOOD

oh my god titán’s eyelashes are so long and pretty from this angle where he’s lying on the floor with hiromu taking care of him Im completely dead

and his stupid pretty lips oh my god

he’s speaking japanese to master wato 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh my god

this is the prettiest he’s ever looked my god

usually when I say “*crying*” I’m exaggerating but I might straight up cry lmfao. what’s dave meltzer’s highest star rating, I might be justified in breaking six stars for this lmfao. seven stars. im losing my absolute mind