Ilja Dragunov vs. WALTER

nobody told me ilja comes out with a fuckin hammer & sickle titantron lmfao

me, chinesely: *clasps arms* I am contractually obligated by sino-soviet homoeroticism to root for my second-world brother

the homoeroticism of wearing scars on your body left by a man you hate

like, ilja fights like he’s not half walter’s size lmfao

oh ilja’s so pretty when he’s kneeling. more of this

SPITTING??? THIS MATCH WAS MADE IN A LAB FOR ME. I had to rewind. kneeling AND spitting UPWARD. GOOD SHIT.

also that walter kick looked so gnarly

oh I love a grabbing by the chin before a chop

ohhhh fuck yeah impact marks. SICKOS FACE

ilja throwing WALTER around is a thing of beauty

all these WALTER neck stomps on ilja are wild

watching ilja wrestling WALTER is kind of like seeing a boston terrier maul a doberman

anyway, @davidbix.com I see what you mean. I look forward to watching ilja wreck my favs