Oleg Boltin vs. Yota Tsuji

yota tsuji smiles the way gorillas smile before they attack you and boltin oleg got titties that could smother a man

me at the beginning of the match: what’s with the hype. this seems kinda slow and tame

me by the end of the match: OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE MEN SLAMMING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER OH MY GOD IM GONNA WATCH SO MUCH MORE NJPW OH MY GOD WHAT AN INTRODUCTION

oleg going “you have helped make me a monster tonight” I LOVE MEN

cat surrounded by hearts