Bandido vs. Konosuke Takeshita

catching this this time on ROH instead of youtube which includes entrances and lmaooo bandido needed to have that headdress more thoroughly secured to have bigger aura he couldn’t really strut with it on 😭

bandido thighs 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

just men holding hands real good 🫶🏻

WHEW that fall sequence was so fast and good

JUST MEN COVERED IN EACH OTHER’S GLITTER

TILT-A-WHIRL AND THEN SUDDENLY CHANGING DIRECTION TO THE HURICÁN RANA??

BANDIDO HOLLERING “PUTA MADREEEE” IM 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

JUST MEN HOLDING HANDS WHILE ONE OF THEM RESTS HIS HEAD ON THE OTHER’S TIDDY HNNNNNNN but fr some wrestlers really work together like dance partners and this is very obvious here AND THEN THEY FALL FACE-TO-FACE.. AA… AAAAAAA…

bandido’s crossed legs head spin IM, the way he signals takeshita to shift his grip to grab his thighs is SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE

bandido yelling TAKESHITA!!! before charging him IM???? GONNA DIE

you know when I first started watching bandido’s matches I didn’t realize how vocal he is in the ring, he sounds so good too 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

GOD takeshita suplexing bandido and bandido just bouncing HRR HRGFHHFHFHFHHH

hooooo we love to see a mask tear

don callis running over with his overcooked hot dog ass clapping gleefully I mean. A Mood

HHHH HHHHHHHH HHHDHHDHDHDHDHDHDHHD BLOODY,, BANDIDO,, MASK .. TORN… GOD BANDIDO’S EYEBROWS ARE SO GOOD… HRFHFHFH.. WRESTLING IS SO GOOD WHEN YOU LOVE SEEING BLOODIED MEN HHRFFH HRFFGGHHH

bandido's eyebrows
HRGHHHHHH

HRFFFFFF SMEARS OF BLOOD ON TAKESHITA’S CHEST FHDHDHDH

HFFHHFHFHHD BLOOD ON BANDIDO’S BICEP

IS TAKESHITA BITING BANDIDO’S FACE OR MASK OHHHH MY GOD IM LOSING MY MIND

BANDIDO LOOKING ALL WEARY AND BLOODIED WITH HIS HAIR ALL MESSED UP AND HIS ONE EXQUISITE EYEBROW SHOWING IM HHFFHFHFHDH

bandido had me scared for a sec with the glassy stare AND THEN HE COMES BACK AND BITCH SLAPS WITH A VENGEANCE

that slow deadlift slam IM SCREAMING

god bandido has the best poisonrana

ugh what a beautiful flight from bandido and his cute lil smiley eyes before he remembers he gotta be tough

oh bandido DEFINITELY gets those eyebrows threaded they are tapered too perfectly

bandido’s lil modesty peacock feather so his dick’s not hanging out like andrade lmao

oh my god they are both COVERED in glitter lmao

both of them taking each other down with simultaneous clotheslines, absolutely incredible

TAKESHITA FLEXING HIS PECS TO MEET THE SLAP god I think this is my longest review yet AND IT’S STILL NOT OVER

commentators saying bandido and takeshita are gonna be the face of wrestling through the 2020s into the 2030s god bless this is the world we want

takeshita flipping out of the 21plex IM

another 21plex IT’S STILL NOT OVER

just men handling each other’s legs while covered in glitter 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

moonsault slam and they’re STILL NOT DONE????

the commentators are also losing their minds lmao

my god. they’re done. they’re still alive. absolutely incredible. bandido is COVERED in sweat. my god. I see why this is the top-rated bandido match on here. I need a fuckin victory lap LMAO. I have no idea how I’m going to sleep after this!!!!!!!! bandido and takeshita’s chemistry is UNREAL god they’re incredible together AAAAAAAAAAAA