Bandido vs. Andrade El Ídolo

I FUCKING LIVE FOR THIS SHIT RAAAAGHGGHHRGRHRHDHDHDH GIVE ME BEAUTIFUL BROWN MEN WITH LONG LUSCIOUS HAIR POUNDING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ALL DAY LONG HHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAA FHDHHSHHSHSHS HHH GHGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

love andrade just hangin out on the ropes like it’s a hammock lmao

that crowd reaction shot to the girl grinning hugely and dreamily IT FUCKIN ME

also the way bandido overeagerly strips and then gets stuck vs. andrade’s experience at smoothly stripping away his pants. god I love sluts

andrade lmfao bein such a slut with the fans FOCUS ON UR MATCH LMAO

god I love los angeles. all these women in the crowd shots are so hot and stylish. THAT’S MY CITY 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

THE FUCKIN 21PLEX DEADLIFT FROM THE GROUND YESSSSSSSS LET’S GOOOOO AND THEN ANDRADE FLIPPING BACK UP FROM ANOTHER 21PLEX HELL FUCKIN YEAH

on one hand I wish the match had more of the explosive pace it started off with, but on the other hand, much as it pains me to admit, bandido is still human and not some omnipotent demigod sent the bless this earth with his charisma. alas.

overall I would give this match 4 stars, but I have to add another half star for the whole first quarter of the match being a fanservice striptease, we fuckin love to see it. andrade’s slutty lil braids also add a quarter star lbr.

I’m torn between saying “please give me more of this good good bandido’s thighs content” vs. the tantalizing appeal of bandido being Modest and saving his thighs for truly noteworthy slutmatches like these. in the end, I have to admit that edging the fans does produce a bigger release. I’ll concede… this time.

why is bandido wearing baggy pants in the ring? weird costume choice *spits out cereal* T H I G H S