Match	Bandido vs. MJF
Cagematch URL
Wrestlers	Bandido MJF
Promotion(s)
Event	AEW Dynamite #328: Maximum Carnage 2026
Event Date	2000-01-01
Date Watched	2026-07-07
Rating	⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Tags	incredible entrance outfit, men sluttily gyrating their hips, erotic, chest heaving, hugging, this match changed my brain chemistry fr fr, in-ring storytelling, protecting their honor, brodido OTP

bandido out here looking like a mesoamerican princess mononoke while MJF out here looking like the sluttiest bitch with a gyrating mountain dew ass, incredible.

but genuinely though, I love how bandido highlights his heritage in his outfits; as someone who works my heritage into my creative work I feel a kinship there 🥰

anyway, I truly do not understand how bandido can be out here being a 211-pound human pinwheel, doing beautiful lil hair flips while falling. tf

but yeah I didn’t expect to like MJF, and I still am not particularly into him, but he’s got such smarmy bitch aura that contrasts wonderfully with bandido’s rottweiler-sized terrier energy and it’s fun to see someone who disrupts bandido’s acrobatics; they mirror each other’s taunts well 🙂‍↕️

BANDIDO HOW TF DID YOU CLEAR THAT BARRICADE MY GOD

the homoeroticism of rocking back and forth with dicks in each other’s faces; the homoeroticism of a man bending over and getting into position, bracing his ass to be 21plexed

omg I don’t know how much I’ve seen bandido lose via being locked down?? and bandido all sprawled out at the end chest heaving… 😧🥵

OMFG AND THEN BRODY COMING OUT TO PROTECT BANDIDO’S HONOR AND HELP HIM UP AND THE CLOSEUP SHOT OF BANDIDO SPENT AND EXHAUSTED CRADLED BY BRODY AND THEN JUST CLINGING TO BRODY’S LEG IM SCREAMING IM HOLLERING IM SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP WRECKED DESTROYED, SHOVE IT IN MY EYEBALLS MAKE IT A GIF PUT IT ON MY TOMBSTONE IM

SCREAM

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