AEW/CMLL/NJPW/Stardom Forbidden Door 2026
| Match | AEW/CMLL/NJPW/Stardom Forbidden Door 2026 |
|---|---|
| Cagematch URL | https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=450884 |
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| Event | AEW/CMLL/NJPW/Stardom Forbidden Door 2026 |
| Event Date | 2026-06-28 |
| Date Watched | 2026-06-28 |
| Rating | ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ½ |
| Tags | event, enlightenment, discovery match |
“My friends are having a wrestling watch party; do you want to come?”
“Sure. I don’t know anything about wrestling, but it’ll be nice to hang out, at least.”
The event that began my downfall. I had no idea that wrestling involved so many sequins and so much glitter. Lured in by Máscara Dorada and Místico’s flippy flips and twisty twists with my face all like 😧. Then, Bandido in white, covered in blood, mask half-torn, long hair sweaty and stuck to his skin, revived my ability to feel horny again. And finally, Mercedes Moné vs. Maya World reaffirmed that I truly am bisexual. Astonishing.
Knocked off half a star because it’s racist that Thekla and Jon Moxley won. (I’m 80% joking about the racism.) Also because I wasn’t very interested in the white dude vs. white dude matches. But that’s just me.
“So, what did you think?”
Well, it’s been six days since this show and I’m now on Dropkickd tracking the matches I’ve seen since then and the backlist of Bandido matches that I printed out.
Quincy, you have awakened a monster. 🥳
