[#tmi] showers and getting my hair wet are hard for me for sensory reasons so it’s nice to have a tool that lets me clean up quickly so I feel less like I’m like, a walking snowstorm lmao, apparently my barber says my scalp is about average but I still feel self-conscious
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[#tmi] 🤧 might’ve just been food… clear with dark gray-green specks again. I’ve seen blood in it once but it looked like a relatively negligible amount, I’ve hardly blown my nose and this is all just stuff I’ve coughed up… either way I still have a very faint positive line
[#tmi] oh right, also because having my period after 202 days of no cycles. the fatigue of it all
[#tmi/#nsfw text] THE SCENE: after getting delivery from the best bonchon spot in the SGVnnme: babynnbf: yesnnme: you still have some spicy wing residue on your fingersnnbf: oh?nnme: as in, my pussy is on fire rnnnbf: omg I’m sorry let me go wash—nnme: no no it’s okay I. like it.
OKAY BUT, [#tmi] since I ate my conch punch cartilage, I can confirm that human meat tastes awful, I’m pretty sure I wasn’t tasting the gentian violet they use for marking, it was just bitter, and I’m pretty sweet-tasting otherwise t.co/sGDW1daSgw
[#tmi] there has to be a term for the simultaneous cringe, pleasure, & fascination of popping an annoying bump, esp when the thing comes out whole—it’s gotta exist in german as a compound noun, chinese as a chengyu, and/or arctic circle as a cultural concept that gets gentrified
[#tmi] the difference in booger buildup on a nosescrew versus an L-bend is just phenomenal
@Zintlion @RockOlaRaider @stlemur listen y’all [#tmi] I’ve been dreaming for over ten years of not just getting a hole put in my conch, but of eating the cronchy bit of cartilage they take out, both because sanctioned cannibalism and I do love pig ear, human ear can’t be much different
“[#tmi] this was only ever once an actual problem though, and that was when I was a kid and discovered that this happens when I had to get treated for pinkeye and I was like “NO… NO EYEDROPS… I CAN TASTE THEM!!!!! “””””
[#tmi] god I hate it when I put in eyedrops and I can feel them slide through my sinus and then onto my tongue. bodies. they’re so terrible