oh god, the brazilians have all started wishing everyone a happy new year and for a second my hispanohablante ass was wondering who was getting a new asshole
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@wateryham ooo ty! yeah I don’t think I can become one any time soon, is there like a resource that talks about certification and accessibility requirements and/or has a directory?
using photo filters intended for food on my nudes because I too am a snack
@the_tempestuous listen I’m hoping for texts to start rolling in around 10pm from ppl like “wish I were kissing u for new year”
#GreatestHits #SirSophiePratchett
[¹ A bastardization of 草書 cǎoshū ‘cursive script’ that replaces 草 cǎo, typically read as “grass,” but often used as a euphemism for 肏 cào ‘to fuck,’ itself comprised of 入 ‘to enter’ and 肉 ‘meat’—ergo, “cockligraphy,” or, as it is sometimes known, “cockligmaphy.”]
— 🪷 s.qiouyi.lu/tweets/ (@sqiouyilu) November 22, 2022
@meep_matsushima if they weren’t gonna pay for porn, they weren’t gonna come to my site in the first place, but for every 10,000 views there’s gonna be a “WHO ARE THEY” comment and subsequently hopefully a response that will do the marketing for me (or I just respond myself)
tired: writing the alphabet with your tongue while giving a blowjob and seeing which letter does the job
wired: memorizing the eight basic strokes in 永 and 肏書ing that dick
— 🪷 s.qiouyi.lu/tweets/ (@sqiouyilu) November 22, 2022
@meep_matsushima honor system because DRM is far too annoying to be worth it, and because pirating will just drive more people to my site haha
I can’t believe I thought “what might be a pick-up line that’s roughly 26 letters long to complete this shitpost” and instantly picked one that is 24 letters long without counting, in a language I don’t know
jesus christ, sophie. linguist brain too powerful
this is gonna be a palate cleanser puzzle for me sometime and the resulting 26-letter word is gonna be my version of "voulez-vous coucher avec moi"
— 🪷 s.qiouyi.lu/tweets/ (@sqiouyilu) January 1, 2023
@LibrarySmaz this is gonna be a palate cleanser puzzle for me sometime and the resulting 26-letter word is gonna be my version of “voulez-vous coucher avec moi”