I like how my brain is like, “you know what would be nice before bed? porn,” but then I end up googling desert locusts and getting sucked down a rabbit hole because all stimulation is equivalently stimulating for my brain, like how all carbs just break down into sugar
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(maybe that’s why ADHD brains crave sugar so much? I think, opening a bag of candy while reading wikipedia and pondering the fact that a plague of locusts occurred alongside a human plague in 2019–2021)
(yes, this is an invitation to flirt with me if you know mandarin, especially if you’re sino )
huh… just realized I’ve never dated anyone of any gender who speaks mandarin, despite being surrounded by speakers… just often feel like people either don’t consider me as chinese or read me as chinese, and/or I’m too visibly weird, and/or the immigrant barrier is bigger
on one hand, how the fuck did they find the vampire squids?? on the other hand, you’re surrounded by literally no light and then suddenly there’s bioluminescence, so… hmm…
imagine being a photographer, i.e., someone who works with light, and going on assignment into the deepest part of the ocean, where there is no light
submarines… domnavyseals
omg these MANTA RAY SHOTS, the uncanniness of the ocean makes these almost look CGI and like they’re just floating, wow, you know I always have these recurring dreams of fish swimming through the air and it really feels like that here
*knocking things over in my excitement* DOLPHINS HERDING FISH INTO BAIT BALLS THAT BIRDS ALSO EAT???????? AMAZING
“I’m having chicken for dinner but I should’ve gotten a poke bowl lmao, there is something very satisfying about… eating the animal you’re watching on screen?? like, “wow”