@katriddell do pets inherit their owners’ judaism? is there a conversion ceremony for cats? I must know
Tweet Archive for December 2021
@thelionmachine important
okay I’m gonna have to ask jewish ppl to weigh in bc my goyish instinct is “well doesn’t that make him a shabbat goy, assuming he isn’t a jewish dragon” t.co/UURIGw2vYM
I think my soul just finds jewish people again and again because “okay but what if…” never gets old and together we are like *galaxy brain* or I can at least sit on the sidelines and appreciate the arguing, chinesely t.co/L4Gk9yM8xa
I thiiiiink it’s food poisoning or the stomach flu then, I have been more lax on my food safety lately because I fucking hate sharing a fridge with like 3 people who are not family or friends
on one hand, yay! on the other hand, up & up seasonal body malfunction t.co/ycWWLigItx
@AllenOLantern @Tajj_mahaI right?? at least you know which places are repeat offenders to avoid
“they are the gatekeepers. they’re guarding all the doors and holding all the keys”nnoh really
god the original matrix is. so trans
SCREM t.co/KsErnWNwvs