@mpgPhD yes lmao 😂 you passed out
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you interact with the same item and it gives you different flavor text (heh) based on how hangry you are, basically
idea: game where you have a hunger meter and the viewpoint character’s commentary when you interact with an item (like in pokémon: “it’s a complicated machine. you’d better not touch it”) changes in tone as your meter fills or depletes
scifantasy heist: they need to recruit a color expert, a linguist, a genius programmer, a hot seductive blades femme, and the Heart element of the team
plot twist they’re all one person, me
ppl in black suits: sophia lu?
me, not looking up while tinting paint: yes?
suits: we’re here about a mysterious artifact, handed down through the ages, yet we haven’t been able to track it down. however, we heard… you may have color-matched it
me: …what do you want to know pic.twitter.com/FdPZhzx1Uu
— S. Qiouyi Lu 🏜️🎑🐇 陸秋逸 Lù Qiūyì (@sqiouyilu) February 3, 2023
@vandroidhelsing @sillyhead yet. bodyartforms.com/productdetails…
ging freecs wins worst dad award
me: I just can’t do “master” in a D/s context
my brain: but what if instead of class and ownership connotations of “master”… people called you “shifu”
ppl in black suits: sophia lu?
me, not looking up while tinting paint: yes?
suits: we’re here about a mysterious artifact, handed down through the ages, yet we haven’t been able to track it down. however, we heard… you may have color-matched it
me: …what do you want to know pic.twitter.com/FdPZhzx1Uu
ok but back to my coworker from earlier, he said when he first discussed the color the person who showed him swatches had pulled them out of his desk drawer “as if they were bars of gold” which just. please, story like:
@Xxsethmonsterxx I mean, at least humans can sign up for it, oxen can’t