A NEW ZODIAC BASED ON IPA SYMBOLS: because I am procrastinating on an essay ARIESMarch 21–April 19 ejective velar stop/kʼ/ aggressively audible often happens in english when people are speaking enthusiastically, especially in valley girls so h*ckin pushy with ur airstream that you made a sound most anglophones don’t know exist TAURUSApril 20–May 20 schwa/ə/…